Bane wants to know if anyone has seen a girl with hair like this…
over used internet memes
something that really gets on my nerve. Remember how annoying “then i took an arrow to the knee” was well it’s as if they need another bad (most of the time worse after 1 week of it) line to replace it. Now the new internet meme which seems to be in at the moment is “still a better love story than twilight” or “still better than twilight”. Now i am no fan of twilight, but can people please stop saying these things it’s dull boring useless information that barely requires thought apart from movement of the hands over the keyboard.
anyway i’ll try to post more stuff about my opinions in time
heard someone say nothing lasts forever
little did they know that energy can not be created nor destroyed.
this means it lasts forever!
shortest day of the year and why im glad it is
well first of i bloody hate winter and if shortest days of the year where in summer i would hate life so much, that i would make it feel more uncomftorble than me eating bannana sexually in front of the most homophobic person on this earth. Followed by a quote “ahh just like an orgasm except not as messy”
Now some might ask why is winter so bad? well i can give you many reasons but i will give the least obvious one first. Rain is heavy. It’s so freaking heavy and wearing a heavy coat so you don’t get cold makes the rain feel even heavier. Then i ride my bike to work and it just feels almost as if i’m riding 10kg bag of messengers up hills again.
it’s cold. I have had few days that where above 25 degrees which is a cold day on its own. This also means i have to wear more clothes and i have a tendency to wear things back to front and it always happens on the first t shirt you put on. The tag also feels so damn itchy. So what i have to do is strip myself of the 6 layers of clothes just to spin around the t shirt and put all the layers back on. By then i feel cold and it was as if wearing clothes is a waste of time.
its windy: It intefiers with me listening to Amy lee sing rather irritating.
there are things i do like about winter
listening to the rain. The problem here is i get bored of that after 5 minuites
Hockey. Games last about 1 hour and a half so not enough time to make up a day anyway.
Well thats my opinion on why i love the fact today is the shortest day of the year
p.s I’m hilarious
well i decided to come back
and make blogs about what i think about
some might ask
No Poetry? nope not until i get insperation
No creative writting? no i will give you thoughts of hilarity at least i think it is
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
got some story idea started… just done the prolouge
It is based on an island that is basically a massive desert, it will involve carefully placed assassinations while the main character attempts to whip out his own species. I am not reviling anything more other than the fact that I think its a solid story. The beings are called Magi but i want a cooler name any suggestions?
